You Are All Diseased

You Are All Diseased
Studio album by George Carlin
Released	May 14, 1999
Recorded	February 6, 1999
Genre	Comedy
Length	62:13
Label	Eardrum
Producer	George Carlin
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George Carlin chronology
Back in Town (1996) You Are All Diseased (1999) Complaints and Grievances (2001)

You Are All Diseased is the title for the 1999 HBO live broadcast stand-up special with comedian George Carlin, recorded on February 6, 1999 at the Beacon Theater in New York City and released on CD in May of that year.

Track listing

1. "How's Everybody Doin'" – 0:54
2. "Airport Security" – 8:02
3. "Fear of Germs" – 5:58
4. "Cigars" – 1:39
5. "Angels" – 1:10
6. "Harley Davidson" – 1:23
7. "House of Blues" – 2:00
8. "Minority Language" – 2:12
9. "Man Stuff" – 5:23
10. "Kids and Parents" – 6:51
11. "TV Tonight" – 3:53
12. "Names" – 4:23
13. "Advertising Lullabye" – 2:37
14. "American Bullshit" – 2:39
15. "Businessmen" – 1:26
16. "Religion" – 2:06
17. "There is No God" – 8:37

Miscellanea

After the closing credits, the words "Brenda, we miss you" appear under the photograph of Brenda Carlin, his wife of 36 years before her death from liver cancer.

During the "Kids and Parents" skit, Carlin says "This is Mr. Conductor talkin', I know what I'm talkin' about." On Shining Time Station Carlin played the character as well as providing narration for Thomas the Tank Engine, a series within the show.